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So life is slammin' right now. I'm pumped for life and ready to conquer all. Last weekend Emma and I finally had an us night and we went out and had a friggin' blast being girly and loud. I dig her. It's hard to dig her around her mom cause she's so tough on her but it is pretty cool. I took pics with this weird guy in a mask at the foot ball game. It was bad ass. The game was great too. I'm gonna marry Tony Longoria. Yup. He might not be expecting it but I'll be a hott Mrs. Longoria. Yum!

This weekend I see Coy play at Racks then the family reunion in the morning then BARN PARTY!!! I'm gonna slut it up. I'm totally gonna drink my weight in alcohol. Pssst! That's a lot.

Letter to Icky

Dear possible infection in my body,

Please go away. I have way too much going on right now to be a good host. I am at a new job and it just looks bad to take off to take care of your sickness, especially when you show up unannounced. I do not mean to be rude sir sickness, but really, I have to make cake pops for this weekend! I can't share you with my friends. Yes, I know sharing is caring! BUT There is a little bitty baby there that is just too small to take you on herself so please, illness, go away. And how am I supposed to be the ruff rider's newest super fan if I miss the game on Sat? I can't~ I'll go up there with ear plugs if I have to just to show my support to my future ex husband Longoria (Brandi Longoria sounds good to me!) And quite frankly, in order to get Mr. Longoria to notice me, you just can't be around. You are the female version of a cock block and I just can't accomodate you at this time.

Sorry Sickness,Brandi

PS--this is bullshit.

Ode to Banana Popsicles

I love you cause you're yummy.
I love you in my tummy.
I love you love you love you.
Yummy yummy yummy.

*bows*

My friends and I are stupid.

Here's a conversation between me and Ifer!


Me- I'll be a ok. It's about time for me to get sick. I usually get pretty sick two or three times in the winter and I've been fortunate enough to not have been sick since December. I'll let the sickness win this time, its been nice enough to stay away when important things were coming up. I'm just uncomfortable and whiney. lol I can do that and work at the same time.hehe

her: haha! well i'm glad ur just whiney and a little uncomfy. :) good thing ur not vomit......ing... lol

Me- I'm glad I'm not vomit. I would totally hate me.

her: u'd smell

Me- I wouldn't have a nose so I wouldn't mind. But it would be really hard to get laid.

her: i dont think you'd mind that. but dogs would lick you up then you'd be dog poo...then fertilizer. then a vegetable..lmao

Me- I'll be corn so I never REALLY get digested. HA jokes on you vomit eater!