Letter to Icky

Dear possible infection in my body,

Please go away. I have way too much going on right now to be a good host. I am at a new job and it just looks bad to take off to take care of your sickness, especially when you show up unannounced. I do not mean to be rude sir sickness, but really, I have to make cake pops for this weekend! I can't share you with my friends. Yes, I know sharing is caring! BUT There is a little bitty baby there that is just too small to take you on herself so please, illness, go away. And how am I supposed to be the ruff rider's newest super fan if I miss the game on Sat? I can't~ I'll go up there with ear plugs if I have to just to show my support to my future ex husband Longoria (Brandi Longoria sounds good to me!) And quite frankly, in order to get Mr. Longoria to notice me, you just can't be around. You are the female version of a cock block and I just can't accomodate you at this time.

Sorry Sickness,Brandi

PS--this is bullshit.